TRUMP TOILET BRUSHES
U.S. President Donald Trump’s reputation in China is definitely in the toilet.
For about $3.50 you can buy a Trump toilet brush in the world’s biggest gumbo of nationalism, authoritarianism, communism and state-driven capitalism.
To get one of the brushes, you can order it on Taobao.com — the Chinese equivalent of eBay.
The brush features a breathtaking resemblance to the president: a navy blue suit, white shirt, red tie, and orange hair used to scrub the bowl.
The Trump toilet brushes are reportedly ‘light’ and ‘stylish.’ One seller even offers a roll of Trump toilet paper with every order.
But the brushes may be behind Beijing’s so-called “people’s war” against the U.S.
THAT’S JUST NUTS!
Micaela Huettner, 32, was reportedly very angry with her boyfriend — so angry she allegedly slugged him in the groin with such force that his scrotum tore open.
According to cops, the man was hit so hard a bloody testicle was exposed.
When the beau rolled in from the bar, our heroine allegedly began the interrogation. Where were you? Who were you with? You know the drill.
Things became increasingly heated until Huettner reached the boiling point and allegedly began hitting the man, who did not return her blows.
The boyfriend asked her to leave, but she allegedly ignored him and slugged him in the genitals.
He immediately noticed the damage and so did she.
Huettner was busted for aggravated assault and a number of lesser charges.
Balls to that!
This guy’s mug says just about everything you need to know. For starters, face tattoos seem like a bad idea to us.
Also, the messaging kinda misses the mark.
PORN STAR’S TROUT POUT HORROR
Porn queen Kirsty Collins just wanted her lips pumped up — instead, she nearly died after having a severe reaction to lip fillers.
The 33-year-old sexxx-rated star’s lips ballooned to an eye-popping four times their normal size.
According to the Daily Star, an enzyme was injected with the intention of breaking down the filler already fattening her lips.
“Within seconds of the beautician injecting my upper lip, I felt this burning sensation begin to spread across my face,” Collins said. “The next thing I knew, my upper lip was growing before my very eyes.”
In the porn world, the big-bosomed Brit is known as Bambi Black. Luckily, at hospital Collins was given two shots of adrenaline, a dose of antihistamine and steroids.
“I was so frightened, I even feared I might die,” she told the Star.
In the future, she said she was going to be better informed and more careful about what is injected into her.
She added that her porno look costs around $500 a month to maintain.